Morganthe you Jedi mind melder

morganthe
Oh Morganthe!
You evil sorceress and harbinger of doom..
What you hope to accomplish in your wildest imagination could never possibly become a reality.
Don’t try your Jedi mind meld against me!

Standing there in your designer boots, gucci hat tilted to the side.
Your glass orb staff, hand crafted and set with the finest gemstones that can be found.
The silk from your dresss shimmering and soft must have been spun by hand raised death spiders of Dragonspyre.
…oh yes very nice.. hmm

I just have one question though and would pay dearly for you to answer it…
And that is..
Where do you shop?

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